HUFFPO: Unless you're reading this in Portland, the most promiscuous city in the nation, you have some work to do -- at least according to OkCupid.com. The start-up dating site has taken on the envious job of determining which cities are most likely to engage in casual sex. Along the way, they've also compiled some sex-related infographics correlating the mundane and the risque (for instance, a ven-diagram of 'people who eat oatmeal,' and 'people who, like, really go at it').
- Portland
- Seattle
- Pittsburg
- Miami
- San Francisco
- Dallas
- San Bernardino
- Denver
- San Diego
- Houston
This is textbook number-rigging if I've ever seen it. Just like in The Wire when Burrell cooked the books for COMSTAT to make it look like the BPD was arresting people.
If you want to go up to Portland and go on a smash-spree with the dread-lock sporting, hairy-leg having, smelly "natural" bush keeping hippy chicks, well then you go right ahead and do it. Expect NO competition from me. Straight up "casual" sex doesn't mean good or even desirable sex. That's why it's casual, it's easy, there's no competition whatsoever. It's like buying turkey stuffing on the day after thanksgiving or Christmas Trees on New Years or Kim Kardashian after Ray J's man-bat got to her. It's easy to get because there's no competition because nobody actually wants it.
The same goes for Seattle and Pittsburg. Have you seen the people that live in Pittsburg? It's like the opening scene of Borat except a lot less funny and with a considerably smaller domestic GDP. How's the steel industry doing guys? Oh not so great since the Industrial Revolution? Keep your fingers crossed I guess.
What's not to be overlooked here is that three of the top 10 on this list are in CA. Also, the hottest girls in the WORLD live in San Diego. That is no an exaggeration. Name one city that has a more supreme crop. You can't do it. Fuck this list, viva San Diego.
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