Monday, December 2, 2013

Diane Lane Newly Single, The 15 Year Old Inside Me Rejoices

TMZ: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are officially divorced ... this according to court documents obtained by TMZ ... and it's clear, Diane is looking to get her old identity back.

Lane -- who recently appeared in "Man of Steel" -- initially filed the divorce docs back in February, seeking to end the marriage that began in 2004. Lane had cited "irreconcilable differences" for the split.

The docs, filed November 27 in L.A. County Superior Court, show that Diane and Josh have some sort of private financial arrangement ... and she's checked the box to NOT seek spousal support outside of their arrangement.

She's old now. Let's get that straight. But in her days she was a GOAT. See, here's the thing about an LA themed Barstool, is that we get complete first dibs on all of this gutter TMZ shit. That's what this town is. It's fake tits and douchebag celebrities and sports? maybe not so much but there are a ton of teams here to keep this afloat.

This is like if you were a nerd in high school and then filled out in college and then went and took down one of the popular girls over Thanksgiving break for spite. You didn't want to, but you just had to do it for the 14 yearold inside of you that was getting stuffed into lockers and didn't even have a chance. That is what this is. Maybe there's a chance- and maybe is good enough.

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